Click here to enter, or just click the image below. [29], During the 19901991 school year, Filch was tricked into giving Madam Pince Hiccough Sweets, causing her to leave the library's Restricted Section unattended. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. Despite the fact that Filch never directly participated in the, Interestingly, Filch's love of medieval punishments would finally be achieved when the actor who played him in the films, David Bradley, would go on to play Lord Walder Frey in the famous. Albus is having the worst birthday ever, and James comes to his rescue. Filch talked to her and called her "my sweet". I am legitimately sad about it now. Write as much as you can. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. Lots of sex. Munga. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. Why would he? Spend a few pages writing out your plot. This content contains affiliate links. Sign up for Kissing Books to receive news, book recommendations, and more for residents of Romancelandia. Arthur was never a violent man, but he was very expressive and his temper, when it was short, nobody wanted to be on the wrong side of. Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). Thus, the caretaker started to support Umbridge and follow her orders. He hummed creakily under his breath, under the prospect of the changes Umbridge had announced him. That's what fanfiction is about. [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? A Black Comedy by nonjon. Harry Potter was the son and only child of Prince James and Princess Lily. On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. Harry Potter is such a beautiful, erotic boy, and Gilderoy will have him wrapped tightly around his finger in the time it takes you to say Boggart. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. [72], Filch greatly trusted Madam Rosmerta, the bartender of the Three Broomsticks Inn, in that he would actually neglect the proper protocols and allow anything from her to enter the castle without properly inspecting them beforehand. He let them go after threatening to send them to Dumbledore, taking Mrs Norris to see Professor McGonagall to clean her fur. Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter Page to Screen: The Complete Filmmaking Journey, LEGO Harry Potter: Building the Magical World, LEGO Harry Potter: Characters of the Magical World, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, Fantastic Beasts: Cases from the Wizarding World, Creator: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor, Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, "World Exclusive Interview with J K Rowling,", South West News Service interview with JKR, Writing by J. K. Rowling: "The Marauder's Map", Filch's role in the films is much the same as his role in the books, though in the. Harry really did love him to allow him such an honor. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. This belongs to a school champion! So, it used to be true crack, but somehow I made the end emotional. In an excuse to escape punishment, Draco told Filch he had been invited to Professor Slughorn's party, and Filch dragged him by the ear to Slughorn's office to see if his claim was true. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. [14] Upon the opening of the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, Filch has placed a blanket ban on all the joke items that could be purchased at their shop, but the twins managed to sneak past security by disguising all their Love Potions as cough potions and perfumes. In the evening of 1 May 1998, Argus Filch was patrolling the corridors while Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood went to Ravenclaw Tower. Varying Nature by Bunnyhops tells the tale of a threesome between Hermione, Ginny, and Luna, the lesbian Golden Trio. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. EvenTom Feltonhas said that Drapple is his one of his favorite Harry Potter fan pairings. What the hell? [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. In Happy Birthday, Hermione! [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. On one occasion, he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. In 1992, after Mrs Norris was petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was furious; however, his cat was healed by the end of the year. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. What are they doing here? Didnt find what you were looking for? And also all four of them together. You've been stealing! Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. Umbridge left Hogwarts the day before the end of term, having crept out during dinnertime in hope to depart undetected. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. Harry used it that night to sneak into the Restricted Section and research about Nicolas Flamel, which he knew was related to the Philosopher's Stone. Filch also did not suspect anything that was from Rosmerta, another factor that would have permitted the necklace and poisoned mead to enter the castle as well as a flaw that Draco attempted to take advantage of. [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. Filch tried to frighten them, by telling that many dangerous creatures lived there. Chapter Text. Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. Develop your characters. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. Or even just one page. [13], On 12 September, Draco Malfoy challenged Harry Potter to a duel in the Trophy Room at midnight. Confused about what he felt and hearing his mum's final words, Harry's mind starts to unlock things that had been better left forgotten. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? Work Search: [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. Find moreerotic stories here. Despite working at a school, Filch deeply resented the students and was greatly disliked by them in return,[13] and some members of the staff, as well. On the night stand, beside a plate that was empty but for a few crumbs, lay his wand and glasses. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. The Harry Potter Wiki has 156 images related to, *Disclosure: Some of the links above are affiliate links, meaning, at no additional cost to you, Fandom will earn a commission if you click through and make a purchase. [15], On 30 June, 1997, a small gang of Death Eaters managed to penetrate the magical protections around the Castle with the help of Draco Malfoy and an assault took place at the Astronomy Tower and the corridors beneath it. ! Came the screeching of Molly Weasley who had taken to clearing Lockhearts signing table and laying spread eagle on her back, knickers round her ankles. My sweet! Draco Malfoy, well aware of Filch's overly trust of Rosmerta, took advantage of it by sneaking in a cursed necklace and poisoned mead in an attempt to assassinate Professor Dumbledore.[75]. Once again, this story features the surprise star of M/M Harry Potter erotica, Percy Weasley. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. Harry wanted him to do stuff for money, so Gilderoy naturally did as he was told. [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, 1995 in which he stood by the double doors leading to the Entrance Hall, and listened attentively to Dolores Umbridge's speech. [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. Apparently, Filch lost some of his duties, as punishment seemed to be given out exclusively by the Carrows and Severus Snape. Harry was sprawled across his bed, one hand flung above his head, the other resting to his side. In the night of 21 January, 1995, Filch almost caught Harry Potter while he was on his way back to Gryffindor Tower after having been in the Prefects' bathroom trying to solve the golden egg riddle for the Triwizard Tournament. Sometime in 1989 or 1990, Fred and George let off a Dungbomb and were caught by Filch, who took them to his office and threatened them with his usual unpleasant punishments he always had in mind. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. "Well at least we know Potter's an . [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. Charlus was a fearless leader of the United Kingdom, and an unforgiving and ruthless person all around. This is a Triwizard clue! Youve been warned. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. Dont forget to leave a comment about your favorite Harry Potter pairing or erotic fanfic. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. The love between Hermione and centaur Firenze in The Winter WizardsCentaur Loveis entirely consensual. Viewed 411 times . [80] Filch was kept working at Hogwarts in his capacity of caretaker. It has always been the tradition of the Weasley men to be very hands on in teaching their boys about their bodies, and in a family known for large brood of kids the older siblings assist their father by teaching their younger siblings what theyve learned, and theyve never been ashamed of learning anywhere at home. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. Yes, this is a brother/brother smut story. Short as fuck, I know, but take it or leave it. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. The author takes us to exotic locations such as Iceland and beyond the shores of Britain. He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. The first individual to be attacked was Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, whom he had a very close relationship with. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. What follows is a selection of some of the more interesting male/female erotic fics. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. From since Harry was at an early age, his father disdained him. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. [54] Filch was reportedly miserable, as he thought Umbridge was the best thing that ever happened to Hogwarts.[67]. 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