When Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are introduced as Hogwarts' newest teachers and heads of Gryffindor, the wizards never could've guessed how strange they really wer dear my beloved, Peter is jotting down a few notes about cellular respiration when his phone dings. Klaus has his hand clamped around his nose, stifling a string of 5 sneezes breathlessly. She couldn't help but whistle on the display. It was amusing to humiliate the man by stopping him from escaping and it had given Hawkeye in particular several opportunities to get his own back for his period of mind-control at the Jotunn's hands. Sort by: Hot. When you finally meet your soulmate, Bucky feels guilt for not only what . Uh- Ned looked at him confused, before understanding dawned in his eyes. The Spider That (Accidentally) Stole Christmas. Cinnamon. Bruce puts the watering can back down. Taking an antihistamine will probably help.. Nat gently rubs Steves thigh. (not in the way he wanted to, anyways.). That level of debauchery was too much for his 1940s brain to handle.. What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. Does anyone suggest calling a temporary truce until Loki's feeling less sneezy? Does he get any sympathy? Bruce is right where Peter left him. Nat narrows her eyes and growls something in Russian. Hell be fine, Thor. Do you want me to get Dr. Hulk guy?. Good luck, man he muttered, before leaving Peter to his inevitable death. Its from Nat. Dunno, and quickly changes the subject, So, did you have a good mediation session?, Bruce yawns and reaches for his watering can. 129 pages Completed May 14, 2019 sofreakinmanyfandoms. To be entirely truthful, he learned more about the peoples of Middle Earth from one talk with the well-educated. A mans gotta barbecue., Bruce rolls his eyes as he shoos everyone out. left kudos on this work! And NO Annabeth is NOT evil Whether its the authoritative tone or just the desperate need to clear his sinuses, Loki meekly obeys, blowing his nose long and loud, then interrupts himself with another sneeze before blowing it again and giving them all a baleful watery-eyed look. Peter is great at keeping secrets, but terrible at telling lies. Ive been gone long enough for Bruce to start to worry., Peter laughs. The last thing he could remember was the sound of his mentors repulsers flying through the air, steadily becoming closer and more audible. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. Dangerous," Peter cried. I am literally just doing this because I think that hardly anyone is doing a good job at this. And the winner is Steve Rogers. Peter is laughing so hard that he has to wipe away a tear. Steve nods and Peter listens closely with the stethoscope. EDIT: DISCONTINUED Please read the twelve chapter. Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. When Peters hands are fully lowered to his sides, Clint speaks quietly. I, um, I have to get back to the office. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. A half an hour later Vision made his way to Wanda's room with a tray in hand, on it a bowl of soup, all sorts of medicine, a glass of water and another with orange juice - he wasn't sure which one would the ailing Avenger girl prefer. During that time of deep focus and calm, Bruces medical partner Peter does the opposite. You ok, Reindeer? Tony raises his faceplate to give Loki a quizzical look. He quickly discovered more over the next few days of travelling and, in the privacy of his head; he wryly conceded that Gandalf had been right. "Get out! "Who are you and how'd you get in here?" Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. "You don't know. I just need to use the bathroom., Bruce doesnt look up from reading his clipboard. Its summertime, Banner. Something in this place is making me sneeze, Loki says resentfully, sniffling. The greatest supervillain Earths ever faced and the God of Chaos at that taken down by some flowers?. The unfortunate affair with the alien invasion had been the beginning of a steep learning curve for the Avengers. Please consider turning it on! No one else. Peter puts a hand on Steves forehead. What happened?, Tony sits up. Sicktember day 9. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 Youyou don't know. Another rapid fire sneeze escapes and he stifles this one with the toilet paper too. Clint and I dont know what to do. Its an allergy, Bruce explains, taking his glasses off. A classic sick fic featuring Med Bay, clingy cuddles, worried not parents and sleepy mumbles. I think we broke Steve. You need it a lot more than I do., He goes to pat Lokis forearm, then thinks better of it as he remember the mess on the gods sleeves and claps him on the shoulder instead. In his lair, dosed up on hayfever medication procured by one of his minions and wrapped in a blanket, Loki curls up in a corner, bewildered by the sudden onset of overwhelming drowsiness, and falls asleep. and hmm., He pauses at the tiebreaker. Im gonna puke if I have to hear him- do that again. I think hell be fine. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. He tries again. Heaps of fluff and cuddles! The rules are easy. The story lightens up the mood in the office and soon after, Tony heads to his workshop to do actual work, and Peter and Bruce settle into their tasks. Im so bored you guys., Tony lays on his back on the exam table. This usually occurs in Tonys workshop or Bruces office, when Clint is making fun of either of Peters mentors. Chocolate. If they were truly honest with themselves, the Avengers were quite disappointed. A few months back, Clint had told Peter about the damage that his abusive dad had done to his hearing as a kid, and its the reason that Clint wears hearing aids. Heroes of the future come back in time to tell the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood what is to come. tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). Peter offers a, Bless you, and Steve sniffs. Peter feels lousy and Wade makes it slightly more bearable. Do antihistamines work on Asgardians and if so, do they make Loki drowsy? Clint creates the words. His scars from past surgeries weren't making him queasy to look at anymore, only a reminder of what he survived. Clint plays with the snow globe on Nats computer table. (sorry, I still love Sally!) Yea just dont feel like talking Peter muttered, and Happy hummed. Who finds it the most hilarious thing they've ever seen? Thanks., Steve continues. I could never understand what I did to you. Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. Its from Nat. Who gets sick of hearing him sniffle and throws a box of tissues at him? He does not need anything else to happen. On the press of a button it sprung off of its hooks and formed around him. um, its itsugh, I dont know. Peter takes a temperature gun out of his pocket. Peter looks at the normal temperature reading. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. He thinks I have diarrhea., Hawkeye smirks and signs. There was quite a bit of blood. Winter Soldier Avengers | Reader | Romance Science Fiction Soulmate Au X Reader Bucky Barnes James Buchanan Barnes. 40.5K 1K 32. Until he woke up one day screaming. No. You'd never hurt--". as well as And Im real sorry about your ears. Its between Peter and Captain America. Peter nods. Doesnt anyone have a Kleenex?, Steve of course produces a handkerchief from a pocket on his belt. All the soldiers (including Klaus, though his reaction is delayed) look up when the door to their bus opens. Just yesterday, Peter was trying to get him to drop the kid moniker, and now hed been upgraded to sweetheart? Steves still traumatized from the incident. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. I dont think Ill be able to look up your nose without getting a snot bath, so Im going to steer clear of the splash zone and check to see if your lungs are clear., Peter climbs onto the bed behind Cap and continues to explain what hes going to do. Nat holds a handful of lavender under Steves nose and Cap starts. Thats the best excuse when you have to leave quickly and you dont want anyone asking follow up questions., Peter nods and continues the silent conversation. Is it Skittles?. I don't think I've ever heard you sneeze before." "It's just the dust in the air, Tony," Steve said with exasperation. or, the acadec team drinks and plays two truths and one lie. Once a week Bruce takes a two-hour break from the world. Nat even held a gun to his head to try to scare him, but I think fears the cure for hiccups., Steve sniffs. Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. Loki encounters a new Midgardian hazard: pollen. Storytime. Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. Peter remembers that information from chapter 24 from his textbook. An immune response to certain proteins in the allergen, triggering-. I can only apologise and attribute my insanity to too much sugar. Bruce sighs as he continues the daily ritual of watering his plastic plant. Medicine to stop him sneezing. Everything ok? The boy joked as their weapons were trained on his figure. sneeze sneezefic # 5 Spider-Man's Cat Allergy by TheThrowaway835 6.4K 47 8 A short story where Spiderman is allergic to cats. Are you unwell, brother?. I'm not in control!" Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. This calls for a celebration. No, Mr. Stark. He shivered, arms crossed, as he held them closely to his chest. Peter gets sick during Christmas and tries to hide it from everyone but fails spectacularly, only for his IronFam to come to his rescue. Peter also has some awesome people who care about him. Steve has his hands cupped over his nose and mouth and his head is down. I feel just awful about what happened.. I can stop, its just, I cant stop for long befor- hi- hihTCHOOO! Peters not sure how Clint gets from the computer chair to the bed so quickly, but hes grateful that Clints second pair of hands can go over Peters to mute out all sounds completely. (My opinion, don't hate, if you don't like my version, that's fine I'm not Nico di Angelo gets adopted by Bruce Wayne after Batman witnesses him stalking around a cemetery in Gotham. That is incorrect. Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. Being scared out of your mind will usually get you to stop anything., Hawkeye snorts. Why does it smell like garlic and lavender in here?, Peter shrugs. Todays activity is a smelling contest. Loki sneezes and Tony begins to laugh again. May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. The cold was definitely not good for his spider side, maybe he should of put on warmer clothes today, or taken Mays advice to bring a warmer jacket, Or: Peter rushes to school in the heavy rain and gets sick, his Irondad comes to pick him up. 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